“Honk if you love Jesus.  Text while driving if you want to meet him.”

If you want a good laugh just pay attention to what’s written or said.  Humans are pretty funny animals.  One of my favorite funny places is my kitchen, and not just because of my  attempts at cooking.  I have funny saying stenciled on my kitchen walls.  One of my favorites is, “Never eat more than you can lift,” said by that glamorous Miss Piggy.

I do like sayings on the walls, except for the infamous, “Today is the first day blah blah blah.”  It’s definitely overused and could also be the last day.  Another word on a wall that I found confusing was –

laugh toilet

I’m really not sure about the placement of the word, Laugh!  I found this in a public restroom that had a sign on the door that said, “Handicapped Restroom”.  Perhaps the word, accessible, would have been too much for one sign, but I assure you, the restroom was not handicapped.

And I now have a favorite news item.  Scrolling through the latest news on my phone the other day while reading about the rains and mudslides in California (nothing to laugh at) I came across a report about directives that were being issued.  It said that people under evacuation orders were told to stay off the roads.  I needed another cup of coffee while I thought that through.

So glad that I live in the midwest!

Loveya – The Grandma

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Artist, African hand drum student, yoga neophyte, and Grandmother of 22 or so grandchildren. I enjoy cooking and writing. I value good friends and quiet times for reading.

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